The first game I'll discuss occurred two nights ago. However, I didn't know he was going to be playing goats, so I picked a Leyline of Singularity deck that I had made. Of course, this almost immediately ruined his entire deck, since the point of his deck is to mass goat tokens with Springjack Shepherd. But we played it out.
I didn't keep careful notes of the game, so I'll talk about the decks. My deck is based on Leyline of Singularity, and things that abuse it. There are a ton of Legendary creatures; since all my creatures are going to be legendary anyway, I might as well get good ones. I tried to keep to the singularity theme by focusing on legend-rule-based removal; no straight-up destroying or burning (unless you count Hero's Demise, and later, the devastating Tsabo Tavoc). My favorite method of removal is Shapesharer plus Unnatural Selection. As long as the enemy has two creatures, I can kill them both with just 4 mana. And if he only has one, it's usually not too dangerous. (Or if it is, I have Spitting Image to take care of it). I also have Copy Enchantment and Sculpting Steel for enchantment/artifact removal, and Hanna, Ship's Navigator allows me to do it repeatedly.
The rest of the deck is mostly just cool legendary creatures and equipment, but there are a few other neat tricks. Tsabo Tavoc (as mentioned above) can destroy any creature for 2 black mana and a tap, and Minamo, School at Water's Edge let's him do it repeatedly, or attack for an unblockable 7 on the same turn, or just stay untapped to block. Another neat trick is Forbidden Orchard, whose drawback is neutralized by Leyline of Singularity, giving me excellent mana control. (And I need it, since the deck has four colors.)
Brendan's deck, as I said, is based on goat tokens made from Springjack Shepherd (and, occasionally, Springjack Pasture). Basically, he has lots of excellent creatures with many white mana symbols such as Kitchen Finks and Knight of Meadowgrain. Then he plays the Shepherd to make lots of goats, and has things like Momentary Blink to do it again and again. His win condition is usually Mirrorweave or Fortify, overrunning his opponent with an army of beefed up goats.
As for the actual game between these two decks, it wasn't really a contest. Leyline utterly prevented him from making more than 1 goat token at a time, and I used Unnatural Selection to make even that one goat harmless, by turning it into a Fungus, Sponge, or whatever else I could come up with during each of his upkeeps. (After a while I ran out of obscure creature types and just picked fake ones like Bus, or Unicorn.) He kept playing Kitchen Finks, and then I'd finally get rid of them and he'd have another one in his hand, which was both hilarious and annoying. It bought him some time, but eventually I just got some big dudes out and smashed through for the win.
Then we played some other games, but they didn't have goats, so I won't deign to tell you about them. But then the goats returned.
This time, I was playing a straightforward green-blue +1/+1 counter deck, inspired by an article I had read mentioning that Lignify could make Vigean Hydropon into a 5/9 Treefolk attacker. He had trouble drawing though, and I had pretty much the perfect hand for my deck, so he didn't stand much of a chance. I also learned more about my deck; I have Mirrorweave in it, the idea being that I could cast it on the Hydropon (or any other 0/0 guy with a counter) for mass removal. But if I were to target Fungal Behemoth instead, I would get the removal PLUS all my guys getting (usually) much bigger. And that would be sweettacular.
The third game I played against the goatswarm was the most epic game of Magic in the history of the universe. It was so epic that I took a screenshot. But you should read about it first.
Things went pretty slowly at first. He played some dudes, I played some dudes. Not much happened...until turn [whatever number turn it was].
Here's what the board looked like: I had four Relentless Rats, just sitting back and biding their time. He had a Kitchen Finks, a Knight of Meadowgrain, and a Springjack Shepherd, plus six goat tokens. On my turn, I drew Diabolic Tutor. Ecstatic, I fetched the Ultimate Secret: Thrumming Stone. I played it. At this point, he revealed that he had a Mirrorweave in hand (which meant that he could Mirrorweave targeting the Rats, and overwhelm me with 14/14 attackers since he had 4 more creatures than me), but he was curious to see what I would do, so he held off. Instead, in preparation for the inevitably epic battle, he played Momentary Blink targeting his Springjack Shepherd, giving him six more goats...and then he played another Momentary Blink, giving him six MORE goats. He had now assembled an eighteen-goat army. Truly terrifying.
On my next turn, I played a Relentless Rats. Revealing the top four cards of my library produced...no Relentless Rats. On my next turn, I drew Relentless Rats (meaning I had been just one card away), and played it, producing...no Relentless Rats. On my NEXT turn, I drew Relentless Rats AGAIN (meaning I had been just one card away AGAIN), and played it. This time, I hit gold.
My Relentless Rats deck contains 150 cards, and 50 of those are Relentless Rats. On that fateful ripple, I got all the rest of my Relentless Rats into play, with eight more ripples on the stack. I had fifty rats, and all of them were 51/51. I passed the turn.
At the end of my turn, Brendan used Springjack Pasture sacrificing enough goats to give him 8 mana. He then cast Mirrorweave, targeting Kitchen Finks. Every goat (and Kithkin and rat) now had two white mana symbols in its mana cost. Then he flashed back Momentary Blink.
The result of this maneuver is indescribable in words. So I present it in visual form.
It was then his turn. He had 66 goats to my 50 rats. He cast Fortify and attacked. GG.
If anyone ever tells you that they have played the most epic game of Magic in the history of the universe, then that person is either me, Brendan, or a liar. And if anyone tells you otherwise, well, they have a right to hold that opinion, but I assure you, their opinion is wrong. Amen.
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